Total Medals Earned: 1,472 (From 174 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,775 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (85/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Beat all beginner missions.
Beat all easy missions.
Beat all medium missions.
Beat all hard missions.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/185 points)
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't kill any grunts
Don't die
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (100/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (295/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Collect 2500 coins.